Kai Stone

Kai stone is the softest of all beta pussy ass soy boys. Always getting hurt because he’s soft af.

He looks extra small and soft next to JahBull

Wow yours arms are so small and soft you must be a Kai stone

by C4king April 27, 2022

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

drop stone

Taking a shit.

I'll be right back guys, I have to drop stone.

by Guitargijoe October 25, 2017

stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

Stone Setting

In the Jewish funeral tradition, the gravestone is generally erected between 6 and 12 months after the burial of the dead person.

Prayers are said and a small ceremony is held beside the grave. The inscription on the headstone is normally read out.

John: "You look upset mate..."

Jack: "Yeah, it was my uncle's stone setting this morning"

by SW1112 September 26, 2012

magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014