Wiffery 

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

wiffledorf 

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

whack wiff 

the smell derived from old semem

Jason's dorm room reeked of whack wiff.

whack wiff by pachop4u March 15, 2009

evanpeters.wifeyyy 

the hottest person alive. the best most elite person there is. you’d be lucky to have a friend like this, very hot *lip bite*

evanpeters.wifeyyy is the hottest person alive. evanpeters.wifeyyy is the most elite person there is. you are extremely lucky if you have evanpeters.wifeyyy as your friend.

evanpeters.wifeyyy by sarahpauisonscigarette June 16, 2021

pull a wifey 

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

pull a wifey by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

wiffle ball 

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever

" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"

wiffle ball by justin May 11, 2004