punch a baby in the dick

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

by Chris Marks August 31, 2006

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating

Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm

by Assberg December 18, 2023

Baby Dick

A firearm, usually to refer to a pistol. Preferably a glock

I got that baby dick on me nigga

by countchokcula July 27, 2022

Baby dick

When a blunt or a joint of weed gets down to the last few drags. AKA a roach.

Yo pass me that baby dick before you throw it away bro!

by Muzzy j August 19, 2016

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023