A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
Get the Zambonimug. When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.
by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024
Get the Chocolate zambonimug. by Wocho22 August 17, 2024
Get the Pussy Zambonimug. 
A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019
Get the Zimbabwean Zambonimug. The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the Human Zambonimug.