Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

Colonial mindset

A deep routed inferiority complex that people of an ethnic group or country, usually with a colonised history (India, Philippines, Carribbean, African countries) have towards white people (usually British).

Alatunde has a colonial mindset. When he's at work he puts on a fake posh accent to impress his white employer. He was talking about marrying a white blonde girl as a symbol of wealth and status but deep down isn't confident enough to approach a random girl.

by McVin August 16, 2023

Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

by TommyIce January 7, 2015

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016