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Spack

absolute dickhead spasticated fucking midget wanker
When Lorenzo forgets the crisps when camping, Lorenzo is a spack.
by Kdawggi August 3, 2019
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Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.
Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window
by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020
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Spack

A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
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Spack No.5

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.
by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023
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Spack

A general smattering of things spread about, could be loose buds in tobacco, could be a bunch rice spilt on a kitchen bench.

Spacky to be spread out and not as good as it could be
Someone asks for a ciggie and you warn them "there's scattered spack in there watch out"

"The plums on the trees are a bit spacky this year" - there's not many plums on the tree this year
by anonymous December 22, 2023
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Spack

a term used for someone who is dumb
Did you see isaac today in maths? He was being a right spack
by Babyssscar December 8, 2020
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Spack Basm

Same as a back spasm with letters flipped.
Was trying to move a table then i got a spack basm and my legs gave out.
by wgbtide November 18, 2021
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