shmegma

A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.

When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.

shmegma by Bigswell79 September 3, 2003

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a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

shmegma by mike v April 24, 2003

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

shmegma by iomandala January 9, 2008

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schmigma

when a guy hasn't been circumcised and every once in a while he has to clean out some stuff in his hole, and it's called schmigma-thank you libby!

dude he`s schmigma boy!

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The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

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An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

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The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

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