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Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.
"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."
by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013
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Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related
by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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Quaker Shaker

Similar to the Thug Shaker, the Quaker Shaker defines when a historically Protestant Christian shakes their fat juicy ass on display for all to see.
John: "Alloweth me seeth yond rampallian shaketh knave! i wanteth to seeth the Quaker Shaker!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"
by Checkmate36 March 12, 2023
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Quaker Baker

An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)
Wow, she must’ve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !
by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 4, 2022
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Quaker Nickel

A long passionate kiss with someone you are extremely sexually attracted too but not yet in a full relationship with
He gave her a quaker nickel at the end of their first date
by Sweet Juls August 24, 2009
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