HIV

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I'm getting a HIV tomorrow!

by FriendlyRobber1 December 22, 2020

HIV

It makes having fun a lot less fun. And more terrifying.

"Honey I have HIV."
"Well I don't . I just got tested yesterday."
"..."
"That's what I thought."

by I am a female July 15, 2016

hiv

This is what happens after 2 partners in crime do the dirty, thinking they're hard behind the school bins. Like bro you're not that cool because you know how to stick your dick inside someone who is wider than the fucking grand canyon I hope you get more than just hiv you suck your mum ligma balls nibba bitch.

what a prick he must have hiv and family issues

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022

HIV

The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.

"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"

by TapeEater March 01, 2023

HIV

your mum has it

guy 1:hey my mum is hot
guy 2:yeah she has HIV

by qwerty hehe September 04, 2018

HIV

HIV is a sexually transmitted disease that you first get before having aids. Before you get aids tho u have HIV which has no symptoms or nothing but is still contagious.

Don’t fuck without a condom unless u know they don’t got no HIV.

Hey did u hear about Jonny?
No what happend?
He fucked ur mom and got HIV....
BTW.. add me on snap : / @masdog2232

by Add me on snap @masdog2232 June 03, 2019

HIV

Hi Im Vagina

HIV, and who are you?

by skratta du forlorar du April 03, 2018