the porn

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"

by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by DopamineReceptors April 13, 2019

Porn

Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

This porn is good and fresh!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

porn

The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!

by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018

Porn

The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck

Im just so lonely I’m gonna go watch some porn

by Yaniggabob January 1, 2019

porn

The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.

by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017

Porn

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!

by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009