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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy
(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.
by Tripp S September 30, 2008
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Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.
That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!
by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009
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cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out
my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!
by coldliketitty February 11, 2007
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Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!
by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019
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the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009
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Witch's titty

Try this witch's titty, it's fuckin dangerous.
by Chunkley March 31, 2021
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