One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.
Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!
by HindiBindi May 01, 2012
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Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005
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When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.
Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.
by Partycoe January 24, 2010
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(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "
by Jamiegrasshopper April 04, 2010
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