shmeaglet 

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

shmeaglet by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

old shmeagle by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

shmiggletag by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

smeaglet 

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

shpeagle beater 

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

shpeagle beater by seth lundberg April 15, 2008