crystalpunk

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.

We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.

crystalpunk by treeverb August 25, 2014

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Crystalpunk is a simpleton stampede, a coxcomb carnival, a daydreamers cabal, a platitude-peddling potlatch, a nihilists ambulation on tiptoe, an incantation of the language in the corners of your eyes, a wild farrago of those who run before they can walk, an ABD of being Free from the NOW! NOW! NOW! We wear non-matching socks: that is who we are!

a: Community through the eyes of socializations coloured words in a parlor with wind?
b: Icicles with the treasure chest under the sea of sand sink and sank for days choking on salted waves choking afront no suffocation, warping faces. purple faces.
a:KITTEN SHIT! crystalpunk ontop of a flea market!

crystalpunk by Getcrazycrunk May 12, 2008

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crystalpunk

A non-movement in which apparently home grown crystals become to crystalpunk as guitars are to punk. These crystals somehow have relation with random neuron firing and brains trying to construct pieces of some unknown whole image. Created by hipster(s) out of nonsensical streams of consciousness which supposedly form an as-yet unknown and meaningful whole.

Or, as another post already said... Kitten Shit.

Dyllyn, I got so stoned last night I saw the glimpses of the truth flowing from the Sex Pistols on Internet radio. I got swallowed up in the crystalpunk vibe when I saw the colors off of my crystals flowing through the music into old books I got last week.

crystalpunk by TitanShadow May 28, 2014

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Crystalsun

A badass warlock on World of Warcraft. Don't mess with this guy or you will be destroyed.Also on the server Shadowmoon.

Guy:Fuck you Crystalsun!

Crystalsun:BE DESTROYED PEST!

Random guy:Ha! Who else but Crystalsun!

Crystalsun by The guy named Crystalsun September 27, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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