Dicktures 

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

Dicktures by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

Dicktures 

Dick pictures. When a guy sends you a "dick pic"

Omg stop sending me ugly dicktures!

Dicktures by ShaKira August 12, 2015

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

dicture 

A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.

Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.

dicture by EZBaked October 18, 2010