froggy is the best thing that ever existed, the world is a better place with froggy. froggy is a full-grown tadpole and can come in various colours, such as red, blue, and different shades of green. froggy has a long licker, to catch its food, mostly fly's. froggy is essential to living, and you should have at least one in your house hold.
Michael: Dude, what's the cutest animal in the world?
dude: IDK man, but nothing beats froggy, that I know for sure.
Karen: FROGS ARE GROSS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE?
Michael: -kills karen-
dude: froggy will rule forever...
Michael goes to court. he reasons why he killed Karen. he is released charge free.
When you awaken from a dream about
....bees? to find a homemade detination device. Only to discover it was built from Christmas lights. Then deciding to grab another drink and keep working.
Guy: "dude had one to many drinks last night, think I ended up with a girl named Mary and a proctologist."