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Facebook Displays of Affection- When couples excessively flaunt their relationship over Facebook.
Girl 1: Have you seen how many times Max wrote on Rachel's wall yesterday? & how many pictures she uploaded of the two of them?

Girl 2: Seriously. Their F.D.A. is disgusting. Let's get some class and not pretend we are married for five seconds.
F.D.A. by heisadeush123 January 11, 2010
Acronym for "Fucking Die Already," an abbreviation for the more exasperated use of J.F.D.A., which means "Just Fucking Die Already."

Usage can be as an interjection, or an imperative (i.e. a command).
(Imperative)
Jesus H. Christ, would you F.D.A. - you're driving 10 miles under the speed limit, fucktard!

(Interjection)
Oh, F.D.A., this asshole is riding the brake in the fast lane again.
F.D.A. by SackofNuts October 29, 2012

F.D.A. Approved 

First Date Anal.
A Person who has Anal sex on the first date.
That girl is F.D.A. Approved.
F.D.A. Approved by B Helm May 13, 2006

F.D.A.U. 

Frat Dude: So what university did she go to?
Frat Dude2: F.D.A.U.
Frat Dude: What's that?
Frat Dude2: Face Down Ass Up!
F.D.A.U. by Gink September 24, 2006

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual 

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.