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shit chat 

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where
fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat
shit chat by monkeyboi1992 September 20, 2007
dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone
Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?

Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.

Nick: Dope Son
Shit-Chat by Slob Crunksley August 21, 2008

Shit chat 

Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.
K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!
Shit chat by User13579 November 30, 2010

Shit chat 

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back
molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)
Shit chat by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010

Shit chat 

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
Shit chat by El Porter May 19, 2006
the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.
Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!
shit-chat by Eyeball Ray August 6, 2011