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A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.
Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.
A Garfield by the_yeti October 8, 2012
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James A. Garfield 

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.
It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

James A. Garfield 

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.
James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

James A. Garfield High 

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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