Pooh pants 

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.

Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.

Pooh pants by Doc April 17, 2004

Pooh pants 

Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.

Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?

Pooh pants by Norton Bigelk September 1, 2006

poshpants 

A variation of the more popular fancypants, the term 'poshpants' is used when something is not only rather classy, but it evokes a certain sense of feeling that something may be a little too good for you.

'Wow, this hotel is poshpants! I hope they won't notice if I steal the oranges.'

'That restaurant is far too poshpants for me. I always feel awkward whenever I go.'

'Her mother is so poshpants. She acts really nice but I can tell she's looking down her nose at me.'

poshpants by waegook-tom February 8, 2013

poopants

pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;

poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"

poopants by Mantal January 13, 2007

pooppants drunk 

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

pooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011