Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

Cousband by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

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Cusband

When you marry your cousin and he becomes your cusband.

Yeah, that's my cusband. Don't ask any questions.

Cusband by Acrobotic April 14, 2020

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cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

cousband by Mack57 September 1, 2008

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Chubstance

fat substance on the human body.

dude you have a ton of chubstance there wacha been lodi'n on the cookies.

Chubstance by edawg42 January 9, 2010

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