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A kid around 12, but most commonly 12 rarely 11 or 13, who looks to be the age of 14, 15, or 16. Normally found at parties where there are a variety of ages invited. older teens will strongly believe that these kids are of there slightly older age range but upon conversing will awkwardly discover otherwise.
Once they tell you you will be convinced that they are lying but you will not confront them on it for fear of scaring a kid... Also after discovering that they are so young you will probably feel like a pedophile.
Guy 1 (15): Hey see that girl over there?

Guy 2 (15): yeah. She's pretty hot.

Guy 1: yeah... you should go talk to her

Guy 2: (walks over to girl one) Hey

(after some basic "get to know you chat")

Guy 2: how old are you?

Teenkid: 12

Guy 1: ... (walks away)

Teenkid: ?
Teenkid by Thon McCroyy July 8, 2011

teenidis weenidis 

a sudden, yet temporary condition where ones penis becomes incredibly small. This is usually due to extremely low temperatures or drug use.
After eating 8 E bombs and blowing 3 grams of coke, Andy had a severe case of teenidis weenidis.
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026