Carnet 

n.

1.) A retard, or a person who studders a lot.

2.) One who for some reason thinks they are awesome but are really gay.

3.)One who eats nasty pussy.

He's such a Carnet. Why is he so dumb?

Carnet by SanFranBan October 26, 2011

Carpet python 

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Carnevil

Carnevil was a man who was famous for being the first person to be called Carnbarn.

The reason was that he was a 300 pound Momma's boy who lived in his mom's basement well over the age of 30 and had the screen name Carnevil. His mom kept mistaking the "evil" part of his name for "barn" and called him Carnbarn one day while he was in a voice chat with his friends.

Carnevil: Mom! I told you, my name is Carn "Evil" not Carn "Barn"!
Carnevil's Friends: Hey Carnbarn, did your mom make you some cookies?

Carnevil by Thaytah September 5, 2009

Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

Andrew Carnegie 

1. Andrew Carnegie was a Scottish American industrialist and philanthropist. Carnegie led the expansion of the American steel industry in the late 19th century and became one of the richest Americans in history. He became a leading philanthropist in the United States, Great Britain, and the British Empire
2. The legendary person on every slideshow of a history teacher

‘NO! NOT ANDREW CARNEGIE ON THIS SLIDESHOW AGAIN!”-Random Kid in History Class

Andrew Carnegie by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011