Swenglish (Swedish: svengelska) is a colloquial term meaning either:
-English spoken with a heavy Swedish accent
-English spoken or written as heavily influenced by Swedish vocabulary, grammar, or syntax
Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.
Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.
Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>
The act of doing separate nothings with someone at the same time while staying in close contact.
What did you do this weekend? "We just skwergled all weekend. He was on Borderlands while I playedAnimal Crossing. We never left the couch. It was amazing!"