dilwonk 

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

delwonk

To grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. Like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.

Person1: "Did you hear about the fight today?"

Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."

delwonk by Reco Enslava February 20, 2009

Delwonk

Pounding of someone's face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. Usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.

Ben: Dude! Did you hear Balbs got delwonked?

Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?

Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.

Delwonk by Legen February 10, 2009

Delwonk

The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.

Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.

Delwonk by Ben and Gary's Ice Cream February 20, 2009

Dildonk 

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

Dildonk by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018

Dilwank 

a variation of "dilweed"

"you are a dilwank"

Dilwank by yonskii June 30, 2009