pardonche 

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal

dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly

pardonche by silent Samson January 9, 2011

perdouchebag 

1. a boy that takes girls for granted and asks to many girls for pictures and sex. 2. manwhore of grain valley, missouri

that boy was being such a perdouchebag yesterday

perdouchebag by wallie world February 22, 2009

Purdouche 

A student or fan of the Purdue University Boilermakers in West Lafayette. They are typically virgin male rednecks that are fascinated with building tractors. They do not know what a female or what a bar is. They have fewer banners, women, bars, teeth, and anything else that would qualify as "civilization" than what can be found in Bloomington, IN. Although they claim to hate Indiana University, they cannot help but flock to Bloomington for their 21st birthdays and for Little 500, for lack of anything fun to do around their own campus. Prudue, keeping ugly girls out of Bloomington since 1869.

Did you see that Purdouche passed out at Killroy's last night? Boiler down.

Purdouche by Puck Furdue March 9, 2012

Purdouchebag 

A derogatory term for students, alumni, and fans of Purdue University.

Our campus is made of concrete and our girls are ugly...but you should still come up and see our corn!

Quit being such a Purdouchebag. I'm staying at IU this weekend.

Purdouchebag by Robert Knight November 12, 2006

paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

paradouche by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

Purdouchebaggery 

The act of being a Purdouchebag.

Zach: I want to band together enough people to add Purdue's definition of NCAA(no championships at all) to wikipedia...

Purdouchebag :Must be bitter, can't blame you. POTFH Zach, all you need to know.

Zach: Enough with this PURDOUCHEBAGGERY...always looking at the small picture instead of the whole.

Purdouchebag: Oh damn, he's got skillz people, he goes to IU! Hahah, shit Zach, even a person like you should know that it's the little things that matter most and make us the happiest.

Zach: That sounds exactly like what someone who goes to a school with no national championships in a major sport would say...hmmm makes sense.

Purdouchebaggery by Keldo20 February 24, 2009

Perdouchebag 

A dick who has surpassed the status of a douchebag. Named After Rodney.

David: A yo Fat Bitch.
Lawrence: Do you know her?
David: i know she's Fat.
Lawrence: You are such a Perdouchebag.

Perdouchebag by Sparky Jonezz November 20, 2010