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steam roll 

verb -ed, -ing
The act of verbally owning someone who believes they are making you look ignorant or like a fool. Usually accomplished with a calm, witty demeanor, and no insults.

related: owning

background: IRL, steam rollers are large powerful machines that move succinctly and pulverize without making a big fuss.
Listen to how I steam roll this guy.

That guy in my history class was steam rolled yesterday when he thought he know more about WWII than me!
steam roll by tikal8 October 28, 2009
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Steam Roll 

steam roll is where a girl take a crap on a guys stomach after anal and then rubs her ass in it
Dude that chick fucking steam rolled me!
Steam Roll by krakpot15 August 22, 2009

steam roll 

VERB: the act of taking a very heavy dumb-bell in the gym and rolling it into a over crowded area
dude! that guy just totally steam rolled that group of assholes with a 100lb dumbbell over by the bench press! I think one is seriously injured!! OH YEA! BROKEN ANKLE! YAAA!!
steam roll by joeis#1 October 16, 2010

steam roll 

The act of taking a large steamy dump on the windshield of a car, then sliding on your stomach down onto the hood.
Watch Martin steam roll that van over there!
steam roll by Kyle Pedro June 4, 2007

steam-roll

(v.) To interrupt someone in the process of telling a long story or incident. Comes from the idea that someone's words are "steam-rolling" over what you are saying. Sometime hyphenated.
Kid: So anyways me and Jilanda were at the movies and...
Interrupting Kid: Isn't she with Damonte?
Kid: Dude, don't steam-roll me.
steam-roll by FitzyBoy September 29, 2010

Steam Roll Mafia 

Steam Roll Mafia (S.R.M)

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.

Steam Roll Mafia 

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.