Tboned 

When you hit someone so hard in football they don't know who they are anymore

Goddamn! Did you see that guy get tboned by Trevor!?! He ain't never getting up

Tboned by ThisisFishers!!!! August 7, 2010

tboned by a smart car 

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

tboned by a smart car 

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

Tbonerator 

An animal without a pelvis, informally known as a tbonerator

Hey look! That animal doesnt have a pelvis!
Terry, thats a tbonerator.

Tbonerator by tazor_87777 January 11, 2012

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

Mosquito Toned by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010

Toned 

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007

Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.

"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

Hannah-Toned Text by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020