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People with the name Knudson are often retards who think their Viking "Descendants" make them cool or something. Fuck you Ryan!
Ryan Knudson is such a pussy dude. He thinks his ancestors are a big deal or some shit.
Knudson by online_pseudonym March 14, 2022

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
Knudson Mule by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

Bailey Knudson 

Absolute life of the party, absolutely a riot
You ever met " Bailey Knudson " that guys an animal
Bailey Knudson by Willyg212 November 21, 2021

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.
Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-
The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021
Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.
Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!
knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018

Jack Knudsen 

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....
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Jack Knudsen by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021