stocktaking 

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

stocktaking by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

stockdaling 

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"

I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.

stockdaling by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013

Stocktoning 

Being the ultimate bad ass.

John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.

Stocktoning by stocktoned February 12, 2014