Fauxtronica 

The genre of most modern music, trying to be electronica and FAILING.

Enter Fauxtronica!

Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"

Fauxtronica by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010

Fauxronic 

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

Fauxronic by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Faptronica 

A kind of electronic music made to the style of electronica, where the majority of sounds and samples used resemble the sound of a good, all-round hearty fapping sesh.

I was listening to my favourite internet radio station when a song came on sounding quite like nothing I'd ever heard before. It was structured like electronica, but it sounded like a rather hardcore fapping session, just like the one I'd had. I dubbed it 'Faptronica'.

Faptronica by Acid Raver October 22, 2008

Fauxtonic relationship 

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

Fauxtonic relationship by Ldkings March 29, 2012