Cuntbandit

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010

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Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

Cunt bandit by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

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Cunt bandit • cumbandit • Cuntanuities

cumbandit

A rabid woman who is obsessed with cum obsessed enough to keep all of her victims man goo in tiny containers in a filing cabinet

The cumbandits Gotten me again

cumbandit by kathleen the asshat January 22, 2006

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Cuntanuities

Payment distributed to payees on a per count basis. In this case the "unit"of measure is a womans genitalia.

Producer to director at an adult film company:"I figure we have 3 films "greenlighted"7 points on the back end for each and huge cuntanuities per each performer.lets do this!

Cuntanuities by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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