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Fertibula 

A made up word by the writers for the "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss". Its meaning is so secretive, that if one were to use it in a sentence CORRECTLY, only one thing could happen..."Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. " Yeah, that secretive.

p.s. fertibula can't be used in a sentence correctly unless referring to "The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss".
"Yo- did you hear about that word from The wubbulous world of Dr. Seuss?"
"Yeah- from that really retarded show? I think the word was Fertibula..."
"Yeah, but don't use it in a sentence..."
{censored line for your safety}
Sounds of utter assimilation follow.
Fertibula by Dead from da suess January 21, 2010
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feticulate 

A portmanteau of 'fecal' and 'particulate'.

Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
feticulate by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.
Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.
When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.
farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.
Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.
farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014