Free Refrigerator 

An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.

May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.

Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!

Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.

Free Refrigerator by Frostymugofsuds January 9, 2010

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011