CRIM: Cunt Rag in
Motion. Dangerous
female drivers. Typically overweight, big sunglasses, smug look on their fat face, eating, texting, applying makeup while operating a motor vehicle. Formerly known as 'Minivan Moms' back in the 80'
s. CRIMS can be found piloting any type of motor vehicle, but specimens in Minivans, and to an
even greater extent, large American SUVs (Denali, Tahoe, Escalade, etc) are among the most dangerous. CRIMS have developed a sense of impunity under the assumption that their actions behind the wheel are consequence free. CRIMs do not exist in Russia, as inconsiderate
female drivers are often pulled by their hair out of the car and properly dealt with.