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A cross between a cow, people named Tim, a Ginger, and bottle of banana flavored protein shake.
Why are you being such a woan?
Woan by ginger6843 September 7, 2009
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When Lauren was a small child (and as a grown child) she had a speech impediment that made her struggle with pronouncing her L's and R's, which make up almost her entire name. Woan is what was Lauren had to tell people her name was because she couldn't pronounce her real name. Woan is an embodiment that she still represents to this day with her "special" demeanor.
Woan just texted me saying that she gave herself a bloody nose by punching herself in the face. That is SO Woan.
woan by l.b.2022 April 9, 2022
Everyone knows what this means.
Dude look at that woan over there!
What’s a woan?
You’re so uncultured.
Woan by Cereal Victim June 24, 2021

woan phone 

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.
(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"
woan phone by gingakidd September 10, 2009
Basically Moana, but the M is upside down. I'm not sure why you searched this definition.
"Did you see Woana?"
"Mhat?"
Woana by Tavia Melody January 13, 2018
A woan or a woanie is a little animal that's your friend. Mainly puppets but not limited to other types. Mostly of the sketchy sort.

Wow that's a really sketchy woanie.
woanie by secret squirrel woan March 5, 2009