When Lauren was a small child (and as a grown child) she had a speech impediment that made her struggle with pronouncing her L's and R's, which make up almost her entire name. Woan is what was Lauren had to tell people her name was because she couldn't pronounce her real name. Woan is an embodiment that she still represents to this day with her "special" demeanor.
Woan just texted me saying that she gave herself a bloody nose by punching herself in the face. That is SO Woan.
A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.
(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"