An abnormally sized defecation. The size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. It is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your anus, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your rectum; OR, for the more adventurous at
heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging
rights--(b) a defecation that pokes it's head through the surface of your toilet
water and stares right back at you.
Why my oh-my, my ass is on
three sorts of fire; I must have
dropped a Brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, I say, there's its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet
water--it MUST be a Brompton! I shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!