usfest 

usfest is the anti-wefest. wefest is a huge country music festival every year held in Minnesota. Usfest is an annual party held the same time at many different locations. It is a celebration of friends who don't want to pay insane amounts of money to go camping and get drunk and be surrounded by horrible, trashy music. Usfest is traditionally held over a 1-2 day period and can involve camping. The only rule is that there is NO country music played whatsoever. whoever plays country music is a HUGE party-foul themselves. Typically, rap/hip-hop/techno is played at usfest.

"Dude, wanna go to wefest?" ... "Fuck no. I don't wanna pay that much money to be surrounded by that shitty as music. Why don't you come camping with us at usfest? It's 20times cheaper and the music is actually good!"

usfest by x_C0MMAND0_x August 6, 2009

uFester 

uFester is a condition, with symptoms as follows; Losing your wife and then spending the rest of your life trying to pickup women who are blind enough to not see how pathetic your life really is. This condition is also commonly connected with a need to tell people about the circles you travel in; when the only true circle is the tailspin your life is in, like being trapped in a rotary with your car. It is also associated with whininess, where you whine to women about poor me. This has been diagnosed as two possible problems. 1. You truly feel this is the only way for you to get women, normally because of low self esteem; correction for this is major counseling. 2. You’re running a game in order to lure women in to feel sorry for you; correction for this is also major counseling. The last telltale sign of uFester is; the difference between yourself and a homeless drunk is the home!

A sad sack of a chatter stalking in masturbation rooms of Yahoo seeking any female between 5 and 90 that will pay any attention to him.

uFester by Barry White February 9, 2005