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Fuck Ton of Money

An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
Fuck Ton of Money by Phauxed October 30, 2010

Tony Khan money mark 

Will buy his own wrestling promotion to book his fantasy matches. Can’t take criticism from other people on the internet. Will make excuses like the die hard AEW marks.
Hey want to buy a wrestling promotion? Sure I’m a Tony Khan money mark.

monkey tongue 

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
monkey tongue by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Monkey tongue 

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue
Monkey tongue by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

tonight the monkey dies 

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.
tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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