blobfish 

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blobfish 

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

blobfish by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobfish 

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

Blobfish by myblobfish July 6, 2010

blobfish 

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"

blobfish by mikey92 April 19, 2009

BlobFish 

Moshan

A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

BlobFish by Why the Fuk r u looking here?? August 14, 2018

Blobfish 

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.

Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.

Blobfish by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish 

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.

OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together

Blobfish by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019