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clitbomb 

1: When your Girlfriend doesn't clean her vagina before oral sex. Than it smells nasty when your eating her out.

2: When a girl blasts her juice on your face while your eating her out.

3: When a girls clit is all wet, smelly, and furry and it she pushes it in your face.
1: Bill- "That bitch hit me with a clitbomb last night."

Richard- "Damn it sucks when they don't wash."

Katt- "mhmmmm"

2: Richard- "Ahhhh!! You BLASTED me with your clitbomb."

Alex- "I know it's what bitches do. BLAST 'EM"

3: Nicholis defilipo- "My grandma gave me the sexiest clitbomb ever yesterday."

Grandma- "I love you Nick!"

Nick- "I love you more, Grandma!!!"

Grandma- "but you didnt give me a clitbomb!"
clitbomb by Nickolas DeFillipio March 12, 2009
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Punching a female in the vaginal region with great force.
Reggie: "Hey, why is your girlfriend walking like that?"

Cornelius: "I totally clit bombed her last night."
clit bomb by spankman January 9, 2008

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Clit-Bomb 

When a Female gets her Clitoris (Clit) Hit by a Large amount of Sperm during Sex.
Tanner - "Dude, I gave my Girlfriend a Clit-Bomb last night when we were getting it on."

Lance - "Nice Man."
Clit-Bomb by Sampug394 March 23, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026