Bourbonaise describes the viscosity and smell of maleejaculate after a night of heavy drinking, particularly after drinking bourbon or other whisky products.
Greg exclaimed excitedly, "I've got the worst hangover, but NEEDED to rub one out. I just unloaded an entire shot glass full of bourbonaise this morning."
A language usually spoken or texted after a night of heavy liquor drinking or after few glasses of bourbon. This jibberish is comparible to vodkanese and words are intertwined with both languages.
My ex sent me a text 3am this morning. I need to study up on my Bourbonese because I'm not sure if he needed a ride or aliens made him cry.