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One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.
Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?
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Tyler Balser 

usually refers to an incredible, handsome, loving, sweet, guy that all the girls want.

usually ends up with a "kayla"
did you see that guy???? my my he was such a Tyler Balser

yea i saw him, sooo handsome!
Tyler Balser by joanna peobon April 15, 2011

Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful
Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

baller tank 

A tank in Overwatch that is excessively aggressive and takes immense resources to keep alive, despite not providing much value to the team at all. Oftentimes, they will not listen to advice and possess no self preservation skills whatsoever.
Oh my god, this Rein just charged into five people at half health again, we've got a baller tank this game.
baller tank by probiotozo January 14, 2023

brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007