wankface

The involuntary gurning face contortions one makes while having a wank.

My girlfriend said she liked to see me wank but was disturbed by my hiddious wankface.

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A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

wankface by Robin January 3, 2005

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A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

wankface by Iain February 18, 2005

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The name of my dads regulsr porn site.

Hey son stay out my room for the next 10 mins. Im just going to pull one off on wankface.com

Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

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A statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible.

"Fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards."

The above statement may well be a wankfact.

wankfact by Urschleim December 4, 2010

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Noun- an insult

Verb- a compliment ; "I will wank-face" I will go masturbate to your face .

"What the fuck.. ? You're such a wank-face , dude .. "

"Oh .. I think I have to wank-face now ."

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