A generation archetype of polo wearing, private school attending, and inherently capitalistic infected youth. Usually a die-hard sports fan (Patriots, Celtics,
Red Sox) that thinks he or she is bamf, and almost always associated with pseudo-rebellion practices such as excessive
weed and booze consumption. Although Bostonians are raised and born in Boston Mass, they will typically have a beach house in cape cod, and are materialistic although they frequently deny it. Their
parents are incompetent morons who live a
happy empty life with their hoard of massive cash, and will supply a future to their children after paying off Harvard to accept them. They are often mildly interested in alternative
rock, and could be compared by analogy to preppy classy gwedos, and are often scoffed at by New Yorkers. Bostonians can also be refered to boston stoners, a derogatory although sometimes endeering name for completely avarage
weed adicts whose mass conformity in moccasins/loafers and slacks leave them as a slightly laughable argile failure of prototype. Everyone pretends to stand them while secretly laughing. Warning: to those of you shaking your head, this probably applies to you.
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely
chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this
definition.*
Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.
Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their
weed with roofies and
hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.
