Dicknutz 

The surname of Donkey Dicknutz, the fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

Dicknutz by ChirpHerder April 1, 2008

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Dicknuts. 

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

Dicknut by _})( April 27, 2006

Deputy Dicknut 

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.

Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."

Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017

dicknuts 

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day

hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!

dicknuts by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts 

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.

What the hell's up, dicknuts?????

dicknuts by A.B.S. May 24, 2004