A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hotsunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...
Dude check out quatchy... chick needs to wash badly, shaving wouldn't hurt either...
A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.
One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"
Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:
quatch
quatching
Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.
James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.