shit ache 

A pain in the stomach from an immense need to shit. Often used as an excuse to get out of doing things, in a way it's almost like the male version of period pain.

"Hey, dudes, I have to go. I have a mad shit ache."
"Fuck that dude, you are such a piker"
"I'm serious dude, I'm about to shit all over the place"

shit ache by Blaine Ray December 16, 2007

shit ache mushrooms 

what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY

jesus christ you people are stupid

leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?

shit ache mushrooms by Ladrey January 15, 2006

shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh

shitache by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Shitache

Where you have to poop so bad your crotch hurts

I went to the Gas Station because I was having such a shitache, I thought I was gonna lose my crotch 🚀

Shitache by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

Shitache

Where you have to take a shot so bad your crotch hurts

I was at the Gas Station and I had such a bad shitache, I thought my crotch was gonna fall off

Shitache by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

shitache

If you give a girl (or a guy) an ass rimming, and you've opened their anal cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of shit around your face and chin. This is whats known as a shitache. (Like a mustache, but made from shit)

I gave this girl such an ass rimming, when I had finished, I had a shitache.

shitache by Nema April 20, 2006