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twat munch 

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Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf
I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!
twat munch by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007
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Twat Muncher • Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole • U spaghetti munching looking twat • twatmunch • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole 

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A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
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Twat Muncher 

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A person who munches on ones vagina.
Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
Twat Muncher by 4011446 April 17, 2009
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U spaghetti munching looking twat 

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Never say to someone special who is eating spaghetti
Person 1:U spaghetti munching looking twat
Special kid: dies from stroke because of how powerful it os
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Twatmuncher

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A new level of buttmunchyness achieved by those you are constantly up your ass.
My father is a twatmuncher.
Twatmuncher by uhOhJazminx3 September 7, 2009
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twatmunch 

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Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.
Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."
twatmunch by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007