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Couchbaugh 

adj. - the friend who moves back into town and shows up at your house regularly. at first he is more than welcome but then starts abusing guest privileges. he starts with a single seat on the couch once in a while but it then becomes the entire couch every night. he lives down the street but is at your place all the time, controlling the remote, ordering smelly food, and fouling up the entire house with farts and burps. you start making hints and jokes that maybe this isn't cool. but then he forms an alliance with a roommate who he can walk all over and figures this will allow him to continue hoarding your place. he will lay claim to a couch with multiple silent-but-deadly farts. he will never clean a single thing. he will bitch if you watch sports on t.v. he will make your drug problem worse. he will fail to add a redeeming quality to your place, besides the occasional pizza he will pay for, but then uses said pizza as leverage to watch Girls Next Door over Game 7 of the NBA Finals. his deep love of this sub-existence is contagious when you see the sheer joy across his face. it is easy to join him and become sucked into his world. the spell can only be broken by one of the outside world who breifly enters and clowns on you for being such a waste. once broken, you look back on your wasted time and regret watching that 3rd episode of Smallville. the only known resource of ridding yourself of the Couchbaugh is a Schneider.
"I gotta get out of my house, this Couchbaugh is sucking the life out of me."

"Did you just pull a Couchbaugh on a Saturday night? Weak."

"Can you bring your Schneider over here? I've got a Couchbaugh ruining my house."
Couchbaugh by Pulling a Benoit March 6, 2008
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cough-laugh 

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When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.
cough-laugh by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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